Places Where There Should Be A Bar

Have you ever been some place and thought that it would be a nice place to put a bar? I’ve done that in bars. That’s an old joke only true beer enthusiasts would understand. Anyway, there are some places that don’t have bars and would definitely benefit from the presence of one.

Lawyer’s Office

I am glad that I live such a life that visiting a lawyer only comes every great once in awhile. But, it still is a grueling experience. You are about ready to put your life in the hands of someone who could literally screw it up royally. A bar is in order.

Doctor’s Office

Once again, you find yourself putting your life in the hands of someone who could accidentally leave a scalpel in your hip or a sponge in your side. But, that comes later. The doctor’s office itself is a crazy place where people come when they are sick. They read old magazines and look at each other miserably. The experience calls for a drink. You wouldn’t be so miserable if a few of you were doing cheers in the corner.

Grocery Store

For those of you who are single, you wouldn’t know what I’m talking about. Plus, I’ve been sent to the store on my own and there was no need for a grocery store then. But when my wife and I go together, on those regular occasions about once a week, up and down every aisle is not my idea of a way to spend my day. I would love to let her go at it. Take the checkbook. I’ll be over at the bar.

Airplanes

Of course, the flight attendants bring you drinks when you’re on a flight. But, I’m not talking about having a beer at my seat while I’m sitting beside Happy Napperson on one side and Gummy Flapper on the other. I’d rather have my drink at the bar.

My Bedroom

I have wanted a bar in my bedroom since I was a kid. The closest I ever got to that dream was when I was in college and we put a makeshift bar together with milk crates and a door for a counter. My wife has allowed me to put a beer tap in the room. But, she says that’s as close as I am ever going to get to having a bar in the bedroom

It works out great actually. I have a beer tap in every room in the house where I might possibly want to sit and relax. I run all the beer lines down to the kegerator system I have setup in the basement. It works out pretty good most times. There is always tweaking to do. But, you can’t be a beer enthusiast and not have crazy dreams.

I have purposely left out some of those places that seem a bit more obvious than the ones I even mentioned. I know that there are times when I have been in a place and uttered those words, “This would be a great place for a bar.” But out of reverence for those people who might get offended, I left it up to the imaginations of the beer enthusiasts who know exactly what I’m talking about.